Saturday 4 November, 2006

Oh those funny googlers

I haven't really done these, but once in a while it's a good giggle. Here is my Q&A for the searches random people use to get to our blog.

On wrestling:
  • john cena autograph - Yes, I have one. He was very handsome but not particularly personable.
  • www.john cena & randy orton fan fiction.net - Er... If you really must, try fanfiction.net.
  • muscular hunk - Mmm... tell me more.
On dreams:
  • dreams about ex-boyfriends - I've written about this once years ago and ever since this has been a very popular search. For god's sake, dreams don't mean anything!
On ninjas:
  • real ninja suits - ...are orange. No, really.
On yoga:
  • shag mat for sex yoga mat - Sex on a yoga mat sounds... impractical. I didn't know they made shag mats...
  • teaching first yoga class - It was scary. But you just have to jump in there.
  • who can practice yoga? - The beauty is: anyone can! You just need to find yourself a suitable style and a teacher.
On weightlifting:
  • weightlifting squat like an animal eat like a horse sleep like a baby grow like a weed - Dragon can probably say more about this subject.
On Death Note and serial killers:
  • death note light handsome - Yeah, some people think that but psychopathic serial killers are not really my type.
  • book about serial killer and newlyweds - Whoa, Nelly. I hope there isn't one.
On baking:
  • why do you need to be quiet during baking a suffle? - Do you? Maybe when taking them out, but I would assume while it's in the oven you can be as loud as you can.
On Bleach:
  • create an original zanpakuto - If I told you how it wouldn't exactly be original would it?
  • are soul reapers real - I think I speak for the all of us when I say "no".
  • small pink haired vice captain bleach - That would be Yachiru Kusajishi.
  • how does people see ichigo if he s a soul reaper - They don't. Normal people can't see Soul Reapers, only people with reiatsu can.
On Ouran High School Host Club (which was the second most popular search to this blog last month!):
  • ouran high school host club manga scan - Please go and buy the real thing. So much better than the scanlations and you'll be supporting the lovely Bisco Hatori.
  • if you like ouran high school host club you ll like - Ooh, please tell me too!
  • ouran host club shota - Ewww. Not in my blog.
  • relationship hunny mori - Like brothers, ok? Less you think of it, the better.
On Loveless:
  • does soubi love ritsuka - I think he does. It doesn't mean he still wouldn't belong to Seimei or obey his orders. Soubi is a strange creature.
  • seimei soubi and ritsuka seme and uke roles - Now Seimei is clearly a seme character, and for him Soubi is a total uke. But with Soubi and Ritsuka these roles don't apply as they are not a (traditional) BL couple.
On Pride and Prejudice:
  • mr. darcy and elizabeth - One of my favorite fictional couples, ever.
On... I don't know what:
  • daniel radcliffe naked supermarket - God I hope not.
  • teenage sex games for those boring nights - I haven't been a teenager in a long time, and I would probably be shocked if I knew what they do on those boring nights these days.
On Finnish Blogs: Posted by kolibri at 4 November 10:35, 2006
Comments
# 1 - Outi (on November 4, 2006 10:49 AM):

"book about serial killer and newlyweds - Whoa, Nelly. I hope there isn't one."

There is, actually. Didn't James Patterson write a crime novel about a serial killer who killed several newlyweds? The first book in the series about the four women who solve murders together... can't remember what it was called :)


# 2 - kolibri [TypeKey Profile Page] (on November 4, 2006 11:44 AM):

Ah, fiction! (doh) Yeah, that wouldn't be too bad :)


# 3 - Dragon (on November 5, 2006 03:16 PM):

"Squat like an animal, eat like a horse, sleep like a baby, grow like a weed"

Sorry kolibri, but there really is nothing else to explain. Those few words contain the entire sum of wisdom the human race has produced.

Words of wisdom from one of the true greats of the Iron Game.


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