Wednesday 29 June, 2005
Bloody murder
I'd like to report a crime, please. The suspect is most likely a bird, maybe a crow, and has commitetted an act of vandalism. If the perpetrator would have eaten the bud I might ask for leniency - but as the missing pieces of petals were found near the scene of the crime I know that is not the case. Please could the court give the suspect a restraint order and ask it not to come within two meters of my lilies, and additionally I'd like to be compensated for the pain and suffering this incident has caused me.
Posted by kolibri at 29 June 12:09, 2005
